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Here’s a mighty crew, you’ll say sarcastically. They look like something the cat dragged in from a nearby toy shop dumpster. This unshapely team of misfits, however, are not unlike The Suicide Squad in that, despite not looking too good, they will nevertheless deliver an awesome performance.
Fairy-tale universes can be appealing, but after a while glamour fades away, perfect smiles start getting on your nerves, and happy endings start to irritate you. If you’re anything like me, after a few repetitions you start going on the internet to read up on the perfect life portrayed on the neon screen and start to wonder exactly how Ariel’s hair looks so perfect when wet, why action heroes punch through windows and it never hurts (it hurts like hell when I do it) and who is going to clean up those bags of sugar in Daredevil when Elektra is done slicing them up.
When little things start to annoy you in relationships, it’s the first sign that it’s time to start thinking about quitting. Has the ardor cooled? Is your life-long relationship with endless spin-offs of Farscape coming to an end? Every man goes through a life stage where, cynical and life-weary, he squints at the blue screen and wonders why, for instance:
- It only takes one bullet to blow up a car and it doesn’t matter where it hits, fuel tank or not
- When you’re done with your gun, you just toss it. There’s always another gun lying around somewhere.
- Instead of attacking all at the same time, your enemies will attack you one by one while the others dance the dance of war around you while patiently waiting for you to do away with the next guy.
- Whenever there is a monster in the house, women, instead of calling for help, always go in to look while wearing as little lingerie as possible.
Wait. That last one didn’t sound so bad. So here’s a, by the way, no-download, real money slot that is at its minimum a lot more realistic and at its maximum will give you that much sought-after adrenaline rush. A monster rush! Check out these bad boys:
Consider a pretty interesting jackpot of 5 000, a maximum of 400 coins per line and a bonus multiplier when a Fat Bat appears on 3 reels. By the way, 3 or more Lamps on adjacent reels means a fantastic 13 free spins with a 5 times multiplier. Spins can be realoaded. And notice a nice RTP of 95.70%.
Regrettably there is no wild for this awesome online slot, but…a couple of scatters make up for it.
A separate something to be said for the bonus games feature. FAT BAT BONUS, which means a very hefty addition to your winnings, is achieved with the help of scatters – as many as possible, and with the addition of each one the amount increases exponentially. The payout size is too unbelievable to tell, so I’m letting you handle this one on your own, but to miss it would be criminal negligence.
2 scatter symbols mean even more rewards. Lamp bonuses also mean bg winnings. Don’t be scared, but your winnings can be multiplied by 2, 10 or 100 times.
The Fat Bat bonus takes place in a children’s room, with 3 bats hanging out somewhere hidden in the dark. Discover them and be awarded with extra gains. The Lava Lamp means 13 Free Spins with a 5 multiplier. The spins can be re-triggered.
Take this baby with you on a mobile if you need to jerk awake and stay awake during a long car journey. One of these horribly disfigured figures will make sure you stay up all night. Just kidding, don’t play this game if pregnant or with mental stability issues. No, seriously, don’t.
How Much Can You Win?
The cost of a coin is $0.01 – $0.50, and the maximum win, as was mentioned, is the stuff of wildest dreams – 5 000.
Where To Next?
It is possible that after a while Nightmare on Elm Street will have to end. Still not ready to go back to cartoons? Try this guy with a barcode tattoo for no-stress adrenaline injections. He’s clean, effective and not without a certain charm, which our guys here clearly lack.